It’s five months in, is all. Five measly months of Trump and he’s already moved into my head sans rent. I am grumpy. Grumpy and mildly avolitional, tilting just a titch towards despair, or at least the exhausting grind of an existential dread that will not abate. The president has become the human equivalent of a chronic headache ruining my summer. Even high-end gin barely makes me happy anymore, for God’s sake.
The presidency has undeniably gone to hell. You don’t have to wait five minutes for a new atrocity to emerge from the annals of even his routine behavior. Handing visitors full-color maps of his ludicrous Electoral College win because he’s sensitive about his 3-million-vote loss in the popular vote. Avenging all his juvenile slights and hurts on Twitter in real-time, while avoiding intelligence briefings he does not consider useful. Trashing alliances that go back to the first and second World Wars, without giving it so much as an apparent thought. Hosting the most embarrassing staff meeting in history, wherein he was praised, thanked as a human blessing, and otherwise mawkishly revered by servile minions flogged into doing his bidding.
His popularity peeks barely above 30% in most polls. His pet issues poll far worse. Health care, as served up by his policy sous chefs Paul Ryan in the House and Mitch McConnell in the Senate, is an unappealing Dickensian gruel charting about 16% popularity with the public at any given moment. Nonetheless he’s pushing for it, one moment calling it ‘mean’ and ‘a sonofabitch,’ the next pressing hard for it over intimate dinners with select GOP Senators. Tax cuts are also striking out (Health Care is not that at all, as we now know, but rather the elimination of health care – for the poor, miners with black lung, seniors who use Medicaid to help pay for their care, and middle-class Americans – to fund a tax cut for the wealthiest). He left the nuts and bolts of all his policy crown jewels to conservative hyenas who nursed at the arid, leathery teat of Ayn Rand’s philosophy. And then he’s upset when the result is “a sonofabitch, mean” bill? Jesus.
On US policy in Cuba, Trump announced this before a crowd in Little Havana, Miami, with his usual bluster: “…effective immediately, I am canceling the last administration’s completely one-sided deal with Cuba.” This is yet another of his favorite Man-Baby delusions. Only Trump can come to the table and get a fair deal, fair for Cuba, and fair for America. Everyone else’s deals have been crap. This is the nonsense he’s peddling, and some embittered Cuban-Americans were buying. Of course he says the same thing about trade deals, arms deals, every deal you can imagine. He’s spending his entire presidency, in fact, engaged in nothing more thus far than a protracted play-acting pretense of firing the former president, whom Trump is forever blaming as the architect of all these crap deals.
In fact, Trump can’t shut up about Barack Obama. He can’t shut up about Hillary Clinton. He knows as soon as he does the story becomes all about how he’s done nothing but break a lot of laws, and far more ethical customs, since his inauguration. Absent his crabbing on about old nemeses, the national conversation drifts back to Russian interference in our election process, or Russian and Chinese bankrolling of all his business endeavors. His otherwise unoccupied adult children sitting in on meetings of national and international import. His wife flicking away his hand on the tarmac. His underlings having computer linkages directly to Russian hackers. If he stops attacking people who are no longer there, his own present appears before him insisting that he live in it. And confronting present realities, for Trump, is something he finds unbearable.
Ironically, this leaves him locked in yet another unbearable inevitability. He must remain entwined in combat with those he’s already defeated. They grapple forever, like the swirl of lost souls in the nether circles of Dante’s hell. The lake of fire never runs cool blue in Trump’s world. Those of us who would critique him against the mercilessly even backdrop of history and law must also squirm in that fire, once-removed, as we sit with high-end gin drinks in our hands trying to assess his performance.
It has never been less fun to be an observer of American presidential politics. Trump’s a ludicrous buffoon but there is nothing funny about a single day in his presidency. Even Melania’s wrist flicks and arm rejections are signals so dark we haven’t the heart to really revel in them. We’re bereft of the luxury and relief of humor as we regard this man and his stated objectives. He’s ascended to an office known for being transformative, for turning human beings into giants of history. But it has had no effect on him. He plods, and sneers, and puckers, and tweets, and we all are swayed this way and that by his every mundane maneuver.
The truth of it may well be that the hardest part of the Trump presidency is going to be finding a way to survive it with our love of analysis and criticism intact. It’s easy to want to let go, to try to ignore or diminish him, to swim in a lake of gin, leaving the lake of fire to Trump, Ryan, and McConnell and those upon whom they would stomp in order to give piles of money to Americans already rich beyond belief. But we mustn’t. And we won’t. We’ll stay right here, and do our best to look at him with clear eyes and calm temperament. The future of our Republic requires nothing less.